I have a pet goat!

I am addicted to Radio London and Danny Baker in particular. His phone in of the week is your top 5 of anything you like - M25 junctions, granny's names to list just two. I hate to be left out so I thought up my own list. It was going to be things that Bella has eaten. I started my list -an entire frozen pizza including the wrapper and foam base, a box of eggs (literally), my dinner left unattended on the kitchen table but I realised the list was going to be way too long. I had a brainwave I would narrow it down to non-food items that she has consumed.

So here is the list.

5) various headphone buds.
4) an inflated balloon.
3) the DVD of Inception.
2) my friends pants
1) two Blackberry phones.

I was on the afternoon's show today (12th Jan) just after 3.30pm if any of you actually want to hear the whole thing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p001d7kl

One of my friends who heard it texted me and said "you haven't got a dog - she must actually be a pet goat."

I think she may well be right. While on the phone to the bank just now attempting to have a sensible grown up conversation I find her with the remnants of a wire wool scourer hanging out of her mouth.